Looking up, little aghast, I, Mrs ChitterChatter (Mrs C), questioned, “I never stood a chance, did I?”. Mr. Balanced (Mr B), my better
half, signalled me to hold on. Munching on his bite, he said, “Yes and No!”
With disgust in her eyes, Mrs C rebuked, “So politically correct! As usual you are
sitting on the fence. But I should have anticipated it.”
Staring at me with his
unruffled eyes, he sat with his monk like calmness.
“Will anyone tell me, what’s
my fault?”, Mrs C rumbled.
The Giant kid (GK), my
son, had to pitch in to avert the World War III. Clearing his throat, he appeased me by
saying, “Oh chill Mom. You had ventured out. So…”
“So? So I should be denied what
was rightfully mine? That’s not done”, I said with my voice cracking.
The Innocent Baby (IB), my
daughter, took the cognizance of the situation only then. With chocolate
smothered around her lips and licking it up, “Don’t worry Mom. It happens!”
“Aha, now you have to teach
me that, huh”, said I, with flared nostrils, sounding much scornful.
“Then you should have avoided
that call or had continued your call here itself”, asserted Mr B.
“I believe, I had informed
that I would be back in 5 mins. I did return even before 5 mins. Did I not?”, snubbed
Mrs C.
“Mom, I could not…”, said IB
softly, her words more or less lost in chewing.
“Finish your bite first. How
many times do I have to tell you that one should not open the mouth while
eating”, said Mrs C silencing IB
Mr B and GK exchanged glances
and that annoyed Mrs C. “What on Earth is cooking between two men? Can I have
the honour to know it?”
But realizing that she was discussing
something else earlier, “Don’t dare to side track me. First thing first. I need
justice”.
“We are working on it. It
can be settled. Please calm down”, assured Mr B.
Before Mrs C opened her
mouth to lash out, she heard the sizzling sound and the sweet, aromatic fumes
arrived. The waiter served the sizzling brownie with ice cream right in front
of her on the table. He started pouring the chocolate sauce over it. The sight
melted away Mrs C’s anger and she looked with love laced eyes at Mr B.
After all she was asking for
the last bite of the brownie desert which she had reserved for herself before venturing
out. She had to go out of the restaurant, leaving the bite and the family behind,
to attend the urgent call. By the time she returned IB had grabbed it.
Anticipating the consequences, Mr B had placed the order for the desert again! World War III was averted and peace prevailed.
After letting Mrs C delve into
the hot, sweet and cold desert, Mr B revealed the story. Upon knowing this, Mrs
C confessed, “Oh so thoughtful of you dear. I thought its you who ate my
rightfully reserved last bite of the desert. You should have told this to me
earlier”.
“Look who is talking with
food in mouth this time”, IB darted.
Mr B and GK were left wide
eyed and Mrs C was bedazzled. IB sensed that something was wrong. She gave a
sheepish grin. That made everyone chortle.
All is well that ends well!
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Prompt was to write a conversation/ dialogue using the the phrase, "I never stood a chance, did I?"
Prompt was to write a conversation/ dialogue using the the phrase, "I never stood a chance, did I?"
Interesting set.of characters right out of our homes.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder they call the family a fudge with nuts! Thanks Sudha for visiting!
DeleteAll's well certainly ends well, when there is dessert for everyone!:)) Such a quirky story, Anagha! I had fun reading it!:)
ReplyDeleteDeserts do avert the World Wars! Thanks Mayuri for visiting. I am glad you liked it.
DeleteThe story seemed so real and practical Anagha. Please address my anxiety when i ask you, "If it was your story?" :-P
ReplyDeleteHahaha...Kheer, all characters are real. The plot however happened only in my mind space!
DeleteHehe :-P
DeleteLol.... Thoroughly enjoyed reading it,Anagha 😂
ReplyDeleteGhar Ghar ki kahani.
How come all men are so politically correct? Ah,may be a reason why our political system is so inept 🤔🤔
"Inept political parties"....ROFL!! Thanks Meenakshi for visiting!
DeleteHaha ur story will remind me when I eat ice cream now
ReplyDeleteSo it will be a cool tongue n cheek! Thanks for visiting.
DeleteHahahaha that was indeed thoughtful, plus I believe they wanted to escape the wrath of a foodie 😊
ReplyDeleteYa... you are right! Never mess up with the foodie..Hahaha
DeleteI had a great time reading this story. And Meenakshi said rightly "Ghar ghar ki kahani ;)
ReplyDeleteGreat job Anagha.
Cheers
MeenalSonal from AuraOfThoughts
Thank youMeenalSonal for visiting! Glad that you enjoyed it.
DeleteHahaha...I knew this must be it - Mrs. C venturing out and the rest of the family pouncing on her share of the brownie! Well,the whole dish is simply heavenly, so I would pounce on it, too! :P
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the proverb, "Hajir so vajir". So true Shilpa, specially when its brownie! Thanks for visiting.
DeleteWow... wonderfully written story!
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